January 2012
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Redbox isn’t $1 anymore :(
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I’m a phat futch.
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joaniepepperoni:
There’a a weird vanity in my anxiety, because it makes me think that two guys walking behind me on the track couldn’t possibly be laughing about the fact that one of them farted last night while fucking a phi mu pledge or that the other got so drunk over the weekend that he slept on his porch. No, they have to be laughing at me.
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December 2011
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When are people going to stop complaining that they’re single?
dannytheman-e:
I wish i could just live in a big house with all my friends and smoke weed and dress super fly and do fun things.
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The only reason christmas was a success this year was because I found out that my sweet and wonderful grandmother gave me $10 more than my cousins in our christmas checks. :’)
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“I hope you realize that you aren’t the only thing that makes me happy and you aren’t the only thing that makes me sad. I’m not telling you this to make you upset. I’m just letting you know that I’m my own person and I stand on my two feet with or without anyone else. I just dont want you to feel bad that you aren’t here for me. I’ve managed and I...
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Just my fucking luck, you guys. My mom gets a rich bf who is horrible at buying gifts. Can’t I just tell him that he’s spending his millions wrong? SERIOUSLY (I am so sorry about how ungrateful I am):
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I’m wearing a tank top outside on christmas eve in south florida. Can you guys tell me what’s it like to wear a sweater this time of year?
That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than...
– Chuck Palahniuk (via brain-food)
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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
– Mark Twain (via slychedelic)
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You should go look at my timeline cover!
– every person with a FB after Dec. 22
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Netflix needs to incorporate social networking into their next upgrade. Ya?
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Maybe a good goal would be to just at least always try to create something good,...
– Joanna Newsom (via infantdressingtable)
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It’s all about falling in love with yourself and sharing that love with someone...
– Eartha Kitt (via thetessellations)